“Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, its always fun until you realize your only fucking yourself.”Tumblr (3.0; @joanus)http://joanus.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxc013QjRc1qj26eao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/15402210135" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g"><strong>Follow this blog</strong>, you’ll love it on your dashboard!</a></p></blockquote> <p>Winning!</p>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/15403854669http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/15403854669Fri, 06 Jan 2012 12:25:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwv2tjI3Oa1r3k73wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>True story.</p>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/14888995772http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/14888995772Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:39:30 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwf3jjnYpF1qzabkfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fyeahtattoos.com/post/14791591034/this-is-a-portrait-of-my-late-dog-aurora-like" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahtattoos</a>:</p> <blockquote><div> <p>This is a portrait of my late dog, Aurora. (like the princess, sleeping beauty) She was the greatest dog you could ever meet and nothing could ever compare to her. Now when i ever miss her, i can just look down at my arm. It took five and half hours and was done by the <strong>amazing</strong> Phil Garcia at Ink Philler in Port Hueneme in CA. </p> </div></blockquote> <p>Same artist doing my leg piece did this.</p>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/14792838150http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/14792838150Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:12:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw205bYW4f1qbz6f6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://inkdgirls.tumblr.com/post/14271312098/radeo" class="tumblr_blog">inkdgirls</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Radeo<br/></p></blockquote>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/14279231812http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/14279231812Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:39:27 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw23rzyXmK1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/14279203812http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/14279203812Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:38:45 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_looyjnjeRB1qz8q0ho1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fyeahtattoos.com/post/8101826189" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahtattoos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://staff.tumblr.com/post/8052225133">staff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The slow-motion disaster of the food crisis in the Horn of Africa is truly horrifying. Last Wednesday the United Nations declared a famine in two large regions of Somalia; 3.7 million people, nearly half the country’s population, are affected. The crisis is larger than just Somalia. Right now the devastating drought in the region means that more than 11 million people need food aid across Kenya, Somalia and Ethiopia. <br/><br/>You can help by making a contribution through the Tumblr Dashboard or on the <a href="http://tumblr.com/tagged/somalia">Somalia tag page</a>, and we’ll match your support up to $10,000. Proceeds will go to the <a href="https://www.wfp.org/donate/fillthecup">United Nations World Food Programme</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Donate if you can. If you can’t, please reblog so that people who can will see it. </p> <p>(And if you use Missing e to hide the Tumblr radar, you’ll have to turn that off momentarily to see the donate button on the tag page.)</p></blockquote>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/8105745362http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/8105745362Tue, 26 Jul 2011 19:58:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk6hz5w8Zq1qzlq1ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/7951745745">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/5Jvlm">Here is a fabulous blog for you to follow</a></p> </blockquote>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/7984238782http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/7984238782Sat, 23 Jul 2011 18:12:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmdrtkOCeN1qzfu2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/6255049244http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/6255049244Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:37:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmds81a8Mk1qb9zomo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lol</p>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/6254868312http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/6254868312Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:30:52 -0400<iframe width="400" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/75MMzKs8MWE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://robospeaks.tumblr.com/post/6242280818">robospeaks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nature is soo crazy!</p> </blockquote> <p>Super cool.</p>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/6249355089http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/6249355089Mon, 06 Jun 2011 10:38:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lji5nucoMz1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/4531335048" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Photo of the Day:</strong> Firefighter Brett Cunniff provides oxygen <a href="http://missoulian.com/news/local/article_4b0d88bc-50c1-11e0-aeda-001cc4c03286.html">to a kitten rescued from a burning house</a> in Missoula’s Rattlesnake Valley.</p> <p>The kitten was taken to a local veterinary hospital, and was reportedly “doing really good.”</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/41542">dlisted</a>.]</p></blockquote>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/4551689333http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/4551689333Tue, 12 Apr 2011 08:32:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6w4d0kA2h1qa0m9so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> They loved Shark Week!</p>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/927304152http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/927304152Mon, 09 Aug 2010 11:00:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2c2p0K0rl1qzvcfgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://somethingintellectual.tumblr.com/post/593819706/if-chairs-could-talk-this-sucker-would-be" class="tumblr_blog">somethingintellectual</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em>“If Chairs Could Talk This Sucker Would Be Screaming”</em></p></blockquote>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/595357368http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/595357368Thu, 13 May 2010 10:36:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0vww5D0IP1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/521553301/kids-letters-from-hate-camp-of-the-day-oh-boy" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Kids Letters From Hate Camp of the Day: </strong>Oh, boy. This poor kid is piiiiiiiiissed.</p> <p>Sara writes in to Passive Aggressive Notes <a href="http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/14/my-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-parents/">to explain</a>:</p> <blockquote>My husband and I were outside one evening, deaf to the ’screams’ of my 9-year-old son, Eliot. Apparently, he was in his room and bumped his fish tank, causing a small amount of water to slosh out, and he panicked. When we came back inside, we found the above note shoved under our bedroom door.</blockquote> <p>Oh, and Bob is just fine. Eliot — not so much.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/14/my-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-parents/">pan</a>.]</p></blockquote>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/525917248http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/525917248Fri, 16 Apr 2010 10:53:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzd4h5eDRw1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://" class="tumblr_blog">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Elmer Fudd</p></blockquote>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/464601166http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/464601166Sun, 21 Mar 2010 22:02:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz32o9bj3H1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/439943878/screenprint-of-the-day-just-in-time-for-zombie" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>Screenprint of the Day:</b> Just in time for Zombie Jesus Day (AKA Easter), a gorgeous new print from Omar Hauksson and <a href="http://www.nakatomiinc.com/home.php">Nakatomi</a>.</p> <p>150 S/N 16” x 22” “Romero 3:16” prints are available for purchase <a href="http://store.nakatomiinc.com/romero316byomarhauksson.aspx">via the Nakatomi Store</a>.</p> <p>Remember kids: Zombie Jesus undied for your braaaaaaaiiins.</p> <p>[<a href="http://thestuff.nakatomiinc.com/2010/03/10/romero-316-zombie-jesus-by-omar/">thestuff</a>.]</p></blockquote>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/442346147http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/442346147Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:06:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky98ffFJ291qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Go ahead, send your children to Disney.</p>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/411266698http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/411266698Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:17:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxv2mg8sdB1qzvcfgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/397141722http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/397141722Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:10:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8hiftxQh1qzpwi0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/226144717http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/226144717Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:23:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krmxc3pkuD1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/215152528/this-x-that-create-a-new-simpsons-character">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li><b>Above: </b><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/21165025@N08/4016971438/">Zombie wedding cake</a>. (<a href="http://twitter.com/ToplessRobot/status/4926384986">via</a>.)</li> </ul></blockquote>http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/219245833http://joanus.tumblr.com/post/219245833Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:23:57 -0400